snyper Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSxPlus and Cleanhouse 2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 i love this post [said in a whisper]marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 ha, me too... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Upgrading Boyfriend:No updates available. Processor is too slow and not enough memory.You are stuck with current version 1.0. which can only process beer, sports and sex. anything more will cause crashes and whining sounds.I think I'm too young to be this jaded Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted October 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 ha ha ^ nice comeback Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappy Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Umm, I think deaf_girl's response was incorrect tho, you CAN Upgrade to Husband 1.0 but it's an expensive upgrade and all you really get is Boyfriend 1.0 that doesn't come with an uninstaller...and the HardSxDrive seems to fail after awhile. That leads to another costly "soft"ware upgrade called "E-D_pills" 4.2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted October 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 That leads to another costly "soft"ware upgrade called "E-D_pills" 4.2hmm, nice choice of words! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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