handplane Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Cajun Fireman Boudreaux, the Cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "You know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station." Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings -- we slide down the de pole, Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says "Bell 1", I want you to strip naked. When I says "Bell 2", you jump on the bed. When I says "Bell tree", we's gonna mek love all tru de night. The next night, he came home and yelled "Bell 1", his wife strips down, he yells "Bell 2", she jumps on the bed. Bell 3 and they are off making love. After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "BELL 4". What the hell is "Bell 4", he asked? She replied, "Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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hitest Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Heh-heh, good one, handplane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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