Little Johnny

[handplane]

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to

Fred's parents' home for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his

breakfast. As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks his mom

if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No."

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to

school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"

She replies, "No."

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back

to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up

yet?"

His mom says, "No."

He asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says, "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I

gave him my airplane glue."

[snyper]

*sniggers* *evil grin*