bozodog Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Whoopie! It's football season! Fall weather! Cookouts! Picnics! Best socializing of the year! Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to begin the season. Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun to reminisce the halcion days of yore.1) What does the average Notre Dame player get on his SAT's?.........Drool.?(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room........A full set of teeth.3) How do you get a Virginia Tech cheerleader into your dorm room?........Grease her hips and push.(4) How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch?........Pay him for the pizza.(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?........His freshman year.(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?........None -- that's a sophomore course.(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?....... Baton Rouge , Louisiana He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 1) What does the average Notre Dame player get on his SAT's?.........Drool.?(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room........A full set of teeth.The winners!! lol very funny!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week Me likey. Also:(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?*ahem*my bedroomFunny stuff though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snyper Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 *compress**cough* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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