handplane Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir,I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind that you should know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 He's dead ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Heh-heh, good one!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dBTelos Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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