JDoors Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back andinform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that therewas no afterlife.After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to hisword he made contact,"Connie....Connie. .""Is that you, Joe?""Yes, I've come back like we agreed.""What's it like?""Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off tothe golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sextwice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sexpretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then havesex until late at night. The next day it starts again."Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven."Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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