jimras Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he was ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor Party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching??"She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 and he prays for a large hole to open in the floor and swallow him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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