handplane Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Subject: Can Boudreaux Sue?Down south, Boudreaux called his attorney and asked, "Is it truethey'resuin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?""Yes, Boudreaux, sure is true," responded the lawyer."And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' themfat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is thattrue, Mista Lawyer?""Sure is, Boudreaux.""And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hotcoffee that she ordered?""Yep.""And that football player sued that university when he gradiated andstill couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why areyou asking?""Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sueBudweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Careful ... Couldn't the women sue Budwieser too? Let's not open that can o' worms. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Dan Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 haha funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTrueDarkOne Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Careful ... Couldn't the women sue Budwieser too? Let's not open that can o' worms. As a legal advisor i must say Only if they DRANK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Heh-heh, funny stuff! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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