Some "old Guy" Jokes--

[jimras]

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream

parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a

stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana

split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis."

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new

hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but

it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well

dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower

in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave,

presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an

upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an

elderly looking lady, (mid eighties).

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her,

orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says,

"So tell me, do I come here often?"

[martymas]

[robroy]