Wv. Redneck Kids

[tman70]

Two West Virginia Redneck Kids, by the names of Isaac and Rachel, were stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving the River.

The game warden asked Isaac and Rachel, "Do you kids have a license to catch those fish? I’ll need to see that license now please. If you don’t have a license I’ll need to do my job and write you a ticket of which you’ll have to go to court and pay a fine to the judge. Do the two of you understand this?

Rachel replied, "Naw, we ain't got no license.â€

Then Isaac said, “These here are our pet fish."

"Pet fish?" replied the game warden.

"Yep. Every night we take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then we whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and we take 'em back home."

"That's a bunch of baloney! Fish can't do that!" said the game warden.

The redneck kids looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. We’ll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" said the game warden.

The redneck kids poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to them and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said Rachel.

"When are you going to call them back?" replied the game warden.

"Call who back?" said Rachel.

"The FISH!" yelled the game warden.

"What fish?" asked Isaac.

Moral of story-----

Redneck Kids in West Virginia may not be as smart as some, but they ain’t as dumb as most.

[jsbowen]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was a true story

[martymas]

ha ha ha

cought out

marty

[robroy]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was a true story

It probably is true