jimras Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?""We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass.""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said."But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.""Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!""Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car aslarge as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellowsturned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you fortaking all of us with you."The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. Thegrass is almost a foot high." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbynichols Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 A lawyer's buried up to his neck in sand... what do you have?... not enough sand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 that, or it could be "a good start" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 :thumbsup: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 O.K. this ones sick, but has to be added.Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties so tight?A: To keep the foreskin back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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