Lsu Cow

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The only cow in the LSU Dairy stopped giving milk.

The Vets from the Large Animal Clinic did some research and found they could buy a cow from USL in Lafayette for $600. They bought the cow, and the cow was wonderful! She produced lots of milk all of the time, and the LSU people were pleased and very happy.They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows just like it.Then, they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

So, they bought a bull and put him in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, she would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he could not succeed in his quest.

The Vets were very upset and decided to ask the Vet School Dean Boodro, who was very wise, what to do. They told Dr. Boodro what was happening: " Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. Any approach from the side, and she walks away to the other side.."

Without hesitation, Dr.Boodro asked,"Did you buy dis cow in Lafayette?"

"Mais, yes!" said the Vets, who were dumfounded and never mentioned where they bought the cow. "How did you know we got dis cow in Lafayette?"

Dr. Boodro replied with a distant look in his eye, " Becuz ma' wife is from Lafayette."

[robroy]

very good one

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