handplane Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!" Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is in aisle D." The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband." The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?" The old lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public." "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?" "Lard a**." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 At least she's a lady in public! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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