martymas Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!) She gets married and has 17 children...and then her husband dies.She remarries two weeks later...and has 22 children by her second husband.She dies.At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last...they're finally together."A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?""No," the priest says politely, "I mean her LEGS."Thanks and have a great day!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bobbynichols Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 .."they're finally together." ... "I mean her LEGS."Reminds me of the old adage that an aspirin is best for birth control...as long as its held securely between the knees. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh, that's good! Thanks, Marty, passing that one onLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 ... "I mean her LEGS." ... Didn't see that comin' ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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