jimras Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily oldgeneral sends for his trusty Indian scout. "You must use allyour thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort ofarmy we are up against here."The trusty Indian scout lies down and puts his ear to theground. "Heap large war party," he says, "maybe threehundred braves, four chiefs, two on black stallions, two onwhite stallions. All have war paint. Many many guns.Medicine man also with them.""Good grief!" exclaims the general. "You can tell all ofthat just by listening to the ground?""No," replies the Indian, "I can see under the gate." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 ha ha that was so funnymarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Smart Injun! Gotta send that one on, thanks, JimLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steamhead Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 hehe thats twas pretty good.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 the hard part was....he counted the horses legs and divided by two...that gave him the amount of soldiers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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