jimras Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome and strong A man who will listen carefully and long. One who thinks before he speaks One who will call and won't wait for weeks. I want a man who is gainfully employed And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed. A man who holds my arm as he opens the door And massages my neck as he asks to do more. I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end A man who will always be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, a bowling alley, a big fishing boat, a gun store, and a golf course. I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a rip. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steamhead Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Yeah, that's about it! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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robroy Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 I don't need the golf course hehe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 I don't need the golf course hehe Well, that increases your prospects from zero to ... umm ... still zero! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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