snyper Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steamhead Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 My dad told this to me when i was a little kid, lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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