Golf Holes

[martymas]

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf

course became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked

her if she knew what hole he was playing.

She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind

me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine

the same thing happened. He approached her again with the

same request.

She said, "I'm on the 14th hole... you are a hole behind me,

so you must be on the 13th hole."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He

finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw

the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the

bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she

was a saleslady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in

appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in

the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"

She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."

"No, I won't."

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman

for Preparation H... so I'm still a hole behind you!"

[jimras]

Good one, Marty

My two favorite kinds of jokes

are golf jokes and"old guy" jokes

Thanks........jr

[deaf_girl]