martymas Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golfcourse became confused as to where he was on the course.Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.He walked up to her, explained his confusion and askedher if she knew what hole he was playing.She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behindme, so you must be on the 6th hole."He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back ninethe same thing happened. He approached her again with thesame request.She said, "I'm on the 14th hole... you are a hole behind me,so you must be on the 13th hole."Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. Hefinished his round and went to the clubhouse where he sawthe same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked thebartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that shewas a saleslady and played the course often.He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink inappreciation for your help. I understand that you are inthe sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh.""No, I won't.""Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.She said, "See, I knew you would laugh.""That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesmanfor Preparation H... so I'm still a hole behind you!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Good one, MartyMy two favorite kinds of jokes are golf jokes and"old guy" jokesThanks........jr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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