martymas Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid.Not all blondes are dumb.But, all men..... are menThere were no virus's when this message left Bill's computer!!!Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.1.394 / Virus Database: 268.10.4/396 - Release Date: 7/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Ha! Good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiXindi Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Funny because it is soooo true!!Good one!Boobs often distract girls, too, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LiXindi Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Well, we are still more sensible about it then men, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 being a h====y male i know what i would have been watchingmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Well, we are still more sensible about it then men, though. So true, and men are so predictible Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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