Never Argue With A Woman

[handplane]

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,

anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman

and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,

officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." Yes, but you have all the

equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in

and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the

woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads, It's likely she can also

think.

[martymas]

hi handplane

i havent posted for a few days

but your joke

cheered me up.

that was so true

they are cunning. coniveing .

schemming.ruthless [no offence to all females]

humans

but i love them

with out them

there wouldnt be a human race

so for me personally

i would put up- with all their

faults

i prefer them to sliced bread

marty

[LiXindi]

Pretty funny, and logical, too.

Thanks

[jimras]

Yeah, pretty good.

I NEVER argue with Momma.....you can't win no matter what!