deaf_girl Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 A fellow who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night, and of course, his car is weaving all over the road.A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?""Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening.""I did all right," the drunk says with a smile."Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?""Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 It's funny 'cause it's true. (Kidding!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 ROFLing! Ohhhh, that's good...copy, paste, email and thanks!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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