Doctor Visit (an Oldy)

[bobbynichols]

Doctor visit

A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The Dr.

gave him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a semen

sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the doctor's office

and gave him the jar,

which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well,

doc, it's like this. ... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her

left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the

teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first

with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it

between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor!!??"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried,

with our arthritis,

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we still couldn't get the jar open.

[JSKY]

LOL!!!!

That was a surprise ending for sure.

[blim]

LOVE IT! The ending is classic, got me going, too

Thanks, Bobby!

Liz