bozodog Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted"Next day she received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."A young son asked,"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."Then there was a woman who said,"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through lifethinking they had no faults at all.First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."A Woman's PrayerDear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and toforgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 ... A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted"Next day she received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."...A young son asked,"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." ... Particularly good ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Here is another from rodney dangerfield - My wife and I were happy for 30 yrs, then we met Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Another one is "I've been in love with the same woman for25 years .......and if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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