handplane Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,Florida... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, aFrisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat! A few minutes later, shefound her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointedto the other end of the Counter,where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feettall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.If you're going to have a This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,Florida... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, aFrisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat! A few minutes later, shefound her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointedto the other end of the Counter,where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feettall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!, make it a memorable one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 OMG! That is something this ole gal "could" do..... Funny stuff, for sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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