Boudreaux & Thibodeaux

[handplane]

Boudreaux was a "man about town", so to speak,. But

Marie was very naive and uninformed about the birds

and the bees.

Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford to

take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night that

they were married, they retired to his little shack on

the bayou. When Boudreaux was undressing Marie said,

"Oh Boudreaux, what dat is ?"

Boudreaux being very quick thinking and sensitive to

Marie's naivity, said, "Marie, my love, I am the only

man in the world wit one of these." And, then, he

proceeded to show her what it was for,.... and Marie

was happy.

The next morning Boudreaux went off to fish as usual,

him. When he returned home that evening, Marie was on

the front porch obviously upset about something.

"Boudreaux, you told me that you were the only man in

the world with one of those, and I saw Thibodeaux our

friend changing his clothes behind the fish shed, and

he had one, too."

Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie, darling,

Thibodeaux is my very best friend. I had two of dem.

So I gave him one. He is the only other man in the

world with one of dosz." Marie being very stupid

accepted his answer and they did their thing again

that night.

Boudreaux went off to fish again, the next morning,

and when he returned home, Marie was very Upset, and

stamping her foot on the porch.

Boudreaux said, "Marie, what is the matter now?"

"Boudreaux, why did you give Thibodeaux the best one!!

[JDoors]

[robroy]

lmao

[JSKY]

Good one!!