martymas Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 (edited) 0 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex 1. A below par performance is considered damn good. 2. You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers. 3. Foursomes are encouraged. 4. You can still make money doing it as a senior. 5. Three times a day is possible. 6. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. 8. You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished. 9. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. 10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace i cant play golfmarty Edited May 17, 2006 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 0 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex 1. A below par performance is considered damn good. 2. You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers. 3. Foursomes are encouraged. 4. You can still make money doing it as a senior. 5. Three times a day is possible. 6. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. 8. You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished. 9. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. 10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace i cant play golfmartyGreat stuff, Marty.I've had a real bad couple of weeks. But I'm laughing now!!!!!Thanks,Joe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 I think I have some good arguments against some of those, but why brag? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 i cant play golfmartySince you can't play golf, here's a helpful golf lesson. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 hi HP i have a brother who thinks golf is spelled GODi had one hit with a club and i swung it so far around it hit me on the back of my head so i retired defeatedmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 0 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex 1. A below par performance is considered damn good. 2. You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers. 3. Foursomes are encouraged. 4. You can still make money doing it as a senior. 5. Three times a day is possible. 6. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 7. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. 8. You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished. 9. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. 10. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace i cant play golfmartyhi joe im glad ive helped your daywe all get these ups and downs take caremarty Great stuff, Marty.I've had a real bad couple of weeks. But I'm laughing now!!!!!Thanks,Joe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.