The Mistress

[jimras]

A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant

when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,

gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then whispers in his ear

that she'll see him later, winks, and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," the husband replies casually, "she's my mistress."

"That's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough! I want a

divorce!"

"Well, I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember

this: if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to

Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no

more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. So, the decision

is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on

his arm. "Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she says

[bearskin]

sounds familiar. when I go visit my kids from a previous marriage, my present wife asks..."going to see your other wife?"