jimras Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!". The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked". Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator". Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Clever old Geezer!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!". The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked". Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator". Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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