Mychal007 Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up in Jack's minivanand headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terribleblizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered thedoor if they could spend the night."I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all tomyself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors willtalk if I let you stay in my house.""Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if theweather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two menfound their way to the barn and settled in for the night.Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed agreat weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. Ittook him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it wasfrom the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember thatgood-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"Yes, I do.""Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and payher a visit?" "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "Ihave to admit that I did.""And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. "Whydo you ask?""She just died and left me everything." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
msdos6 Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 That's a good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Oh, I did not see that ending coming! Good one, Mychal, thanksLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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