martymas Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Subject: Fw: Why Older Chicks Rule -------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>By Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".>>This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and>for those who are turning 40, and for those who are>scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's....and for>guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!>>Andy Rooney says:>>As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most>of all. Here are just a few reasons why:>>A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of>the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't>care what you think.>>If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she>doesn't sit around whining about it. She does>something she wants to do. And, it's usually something>more interesting.>>A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be>assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and>from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot>what you might think about her or what she's doing.>>Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a>screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle>of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve>it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think>they can get away with it.>>Older women are generous with praise, often>undeserved. They know what it's like to be>unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance>to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman>with a man will often ignore even her best friend>because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.>Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted>to her friends because she knows her friends won't>betray her.>>Women get psychic as they age. You never have to>confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always>know.>>A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red>lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you>get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far>sexier than her younger counterpart.>>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell>you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like>one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand>with her.>>Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of>reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every>stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there>is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool>of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.>>Ladies, I apologize>>For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you>can get the milk for free", here's an update for you.>Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?>Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire>Pig, just to get a little sausage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 ... it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. Dangit, someone's come up with a response to the 'cow' saying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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