jimras Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Tractor Supply announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: The world's largest retail chain of redneck equipment is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-2.75 range.Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Tractor S. brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Tractor Drainage brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:7. World Championship Riesling6. NASCARbernet5. Chef Boyardeaux4. Peanut Noir3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!2. Grape ExpectationsAnd the number 1 name for the Tractor Wine:1. Nasti SpumanteThe beauty of this wine is that it can be served with either white meat (le Possum) or red meat (de Squirrel). Enjoy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blim Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Nasti Spumante is what we used to call Boonesfarm! Sad thing, we actually have a Tractor Supply store near us! Mooooo!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimras Posted April 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Ooohhh Boonesfarm!!!Remember "Ripple"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTrueDarkOne Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 You guys never fail to get me going Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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