jimras Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy says, "You're bull****ing me!" The social worker says,"Yeah, well, you started it." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mychal007 Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 That made my day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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