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I've noticed a couple of joke aimed at females so here's one for the girls

Impotence Slang

180 degrees shy of heaven

Performing with Flacido Domingo

A few parts shy of an erector set

Sch-wing and a miss

Not rising to the level of impeachable offence

The Null Monte

Disappointing Miss Daisy

Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics

Ascension Deficit Disorder

Bouncing the Check of Love

Less-than-Magic Johnson

All Doled up with nowhere to go

Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You

Serving boneless pork

Unleavened Man-Bread

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Hmmmmmm, has anyone noticed that until now, only GUYS replied to this "for the girls" post? :D:D

By the way, very funny, Deafgirl! Good defense for "you have enough clothes, you have too many shoes"

Liz

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