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Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His

fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in

Minnesota for paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch

limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first

time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no

object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble

with his wife Ole asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and

conferred with Lena, his missus.

In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya shoor, you

betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so !

I'll have a place to wipe my brushes!

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