Drinkers Quotes

[martymas]

Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated

image and help him get laid.

Vodka : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to

get laid.

Whisky : He doesn't give two s---s about anything and will hit

anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Southern Comfort : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all

about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself

into getting laid.

Tequila : P---s off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something

with a pulse (he's obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far North

of Scotland)

Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu : He's gay

[JDoors]

... Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu : He's gay and wants to get laid.

Fixed.