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A couple of probable truths

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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

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