martymas Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 hi team a friend emailed this to me and i laughed my a-----s ofmartyA little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.She proclaims, " I want to join your club. "The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies,"Yep--my bike's parked over there," and points to a Harley in the driveway.The biker asks, "Do you drink ?" The little ole lady replies, "Yep--like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."The biker asks, "Do you smoke ?" The little ole lady replies, "Yep--smoke like a chimney. At least four packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I am shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks his last question. "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? "The little ole lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by the nipples. " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drews_World Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 MARTY!!!!!good one!!! :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 hi drew its good to see you posting again i havent been to drews world for a coupla tho i make sure my user name and password is updatedim on my way there now to do just that i called to see if thyme keller had posted againtake care marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 *slaps head* Oh, Marty, marty, marty.....and I HAVE to send that one on! Thanks!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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