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Indian Mating Season

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Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a

sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely

until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off

his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all

about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when

Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the

opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw

in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the

cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep

inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then

spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the

huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really

big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO,


With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the

cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline

of the local newspaper read...


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