jimras Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 WOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry6. We need to talk = You're in trouble7. Sure, go ahead = You better not8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?MEN'S ENGLISH1. I am hungry = I am hungry2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy3. I am tired = I am tired4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!5. I love you = Let's have sex now6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 hi jimrasim familiar with some of those quotes.marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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