Wal-mart Wines

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Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item:

Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming

up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,California, to produce the spirits

at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may

not be inclined to throw a bottle of WalMart brand wine into their

shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken,

professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She

said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go:

The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat

(Possum) and red meat (squirrel).