jimras Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.The manager asked the woman,"Ma'am what's wrong?"She explained the problem with the toaster, and he told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" And drew an even bigger crowd!In shock, the store manager pleaded, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IEatHardDrives Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamefreaks420 Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 (edited) i got to go to kmart more if that is true lol Edited January 9, 2006 by gamefreaks420 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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