martymas Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Things you do not say. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"__________________________________________________ ___________________ # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.__________________________________________________ __________________ # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.--------------------------------------------------------------------- # 4 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?""Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"-------------------------------------------------------------------- # 5 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."__________________________________________________ ___________________ # 6 Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"__________________________________________________ ___________________ # 7 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.------------------------------------------------------------ # 8 A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamefreaks420 Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 that was great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DarkestDream Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 i like number 5 and 8, it soooo funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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