Christmas Recipe

[hitest]

Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup butter

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

2 cups flour

Nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the

tequila again. (To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level

cup and drink.) Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of

butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At

this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another

cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add

to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried

druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of

salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and

strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees

and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,

throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter

with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[blim]

You need to edit the recipe to say "a BIG bottle of tequila"

Shoot, sometimes that sounds like my baking escapades when totally sober....

Cherry Mistmas to you, Hitest!

Liz

[JSKY]

MMMmmmmmm! Can you please e-mail me a sample. sounds good

[hitest]

MMMmmmmmm! Can you please e-mail me a sample. sounds good

Heh-heh, I'll send it as an attachment. Hopefully your ISP doesn't block alcohol laden baking.

[hitest]

You need to edit the recipe to say "a BIG bottle of tequila"

Shoot, sometimes that sounds like my baking escapades when totally sober....

Cherry Mistmas to you, Hitest!

Liz

And a Cherry Mistmas to you too, Liz!!

I do some of my best cooking under the afluence of incohol...........belch.....er.....pardon me.