Man And The Ostrich

[Bubba Bob]

>MAN AND OSTRICH

>A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The

>waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a

>coke,"and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says

>the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That

>will be $9.40 please,"and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the

>exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again

>and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll

>have the same."

>

>Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This

>becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the

>waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked

>potato, and salad,says he man "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the

>waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the

>man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

>The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.

>How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your

>pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was

>cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared

>and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay

>for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of

> money would always be there.""That's brilliant!" says the waitress..

>"Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll

>always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right.

>Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always

>there," says the man. The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the

>ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a

>tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

[bozodog]

Oohh boy, that's a good one. ROFL

[Vile_DR]

Atleast he will be happy...!...good good stuff