jimras Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 HAHAHA!!! Good One Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTrueDarkOne Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 O crapwow that was good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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