martymas Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 ACTS 2:38An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when an intruder startled her. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of your sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.)The burglar stopped in his tracks.The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Axe and Two 38's!"PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY, and remember, knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than one.__________________ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Makai Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Lol! That's a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thesidekickcat Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 That's a great one Marty!!!Pat.God bless everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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