And Some More

[martymas]

A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. He waited

for her to

leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By

following her,

he found out she was working in a whore house. The guy

says to the

cabbie, "Wanna make a $100?"

The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?"

The guy replies that all the cabbie has to do is go

inside the whore

house, grab his wife, put her in the back of the cab,

and take them

home.

The cabbie goes in. A couple of minutes later, the

whore house door

gets kicked open, and the cabbie starts dragging out

this woman who

is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way

to the cab.

The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl

inside, and

tells the man, "Here! Hold her!"

The man looks down at the girl and yells to the

cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE!"

The cabbie replied, "I KNOW. IT'S MINE I'M GOING BACK

IN FOR YOURS!"

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"Paris Hilton is denying the press and paparazzi

access to her

wedding. However, her honeymoon footage will be

available on the

Internet and in adult video stores everywhere."

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[goman87]

HAHA!