martymas Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 to think some of us started out like this not me tho i read the board for a year and when i first postedmy Qi nearly did it in my pantsmarty----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one...--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still onmy desk...sorry!--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ..Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not BillGates damn it!-------------------------------------------------------------------Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says'Can't find printer'.I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but thecomputer still says he can't find it...--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: I have problems printing in red....Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?Customer: No.--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: And now hit F8.Customer: It's not working.Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there anotherkeyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letterV as in Victor, the number 7.Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?--------------------------------------------------------------------A customer couldn't get on the InternetHelpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?Customer: Five stars.--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: What anti virus program do you use?Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's not an anti virus program.Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.--------------------------------------------------------------------Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on mycomputer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you pleasetell me how long it will take before you can help me?Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?--------------------------------------------------------------------Helpdesk: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?............................................................................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkestDream Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?Male customer: Hello... I can't print.Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ..Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not BillGates damn it!this is funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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