Another Blonde Joke

[DarkestDream]

my friend told me this jokes, he call it "BlondeStar"

Blonde is in her car and sitting, didnt know what to do, so she press "OnStar"

Optr: "Hello this is OnStar, may i help you?"

Blonde: "Oh oh oh yes please help me. my keys are outside the car and i cant get out of the car, help me"

Optr: "Ok, madae, please calm down. do you see a lump on the top of the door?"

Blonde: "Oh yes yes, i see it"

Optr: "Ok, put your finger on it and pull it"

Blonde: "Oh oh oh ok"

the blonde put her finger on the lock and pull it

Blonde: "I already pull it, what i do next?"

Optr: "Ok madae, you already unlock the door, do you see a shiny handle on the door"

Blonde: "Oh yes!"

Optr: "Ok madae, put your hand on the handle and pull it, when you pull it, the door will open"

Blonde: "Oh oh oh, ok"

the blonde put her hand on the handle and pull it to open the door

Blonde: "Oh oh oh you save my life, i thank you"

*Beep, Beep, Beep*

Optr: "Madae, what is that noise"

Blonde: "Oh, i dont know, it just beep when i open the door, the sound coming from inside the car"

Optr: " Madae, since that sound coming from inside the car and it beep when you open the door. it sound like the key is in the ignition"

Blonde: "Oh........."

[marko_tomas13]

"Peter this is worse than that time you locked your keys out of the car" -Brian